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Finally, another Friday the 13th!

Wait, why am I so happy for it? Duh, you hardly have it once a while. What about leap day? Who cares about that unless you were born on that date. Sorry, leap day birthday boys and girls, but you just have one legitimate birthday two months ago.

According to Wikipedia:

On average, there is a Friday the 13th once every 212.35 days (compared to Thursday the 13th, which occurs only once every 213.59 days).

The distribution of the 13th day over the 4,800 months is as follows:
Day of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
Number of occurrences 687 685 685 687 684 688 684

You only have one Friday the 13th nearly every 7 months on average. But for more interesting fact is Friday 13th occurs little more often than 13th on other days. Does that mean we are doomed if you believe Friday 13th is bad luck?

Well, that may be possible and 2012 Apocalypse could be like nothing at all after you read the following from same Wikipedia article:

The asteroid 99942 Apophis will make a close encounter with Earth, closer than the orbits of communication satellites, on April 13, 2029.

Furthermore on 99942 Apophis:

However, a possibility remained that during the 2029 close encounter with Earth, Apophis would pass through a gravitational keyhole, a precise region in space no more than about a half-mile wide, that would set up a future impact on April 13, 2036.

and

As of October 7, 2009, the probability of an April 13, 2036 impact is considered to be 1 in 250,000.

Boy, how can you not like this 1 in 250,000 chance? It's much better than hitting the Jackpot of Mega Millions. 1 in 175,711,536, okay, much much more better. You don't even need to buy a lottery ticket and everyone is eligible to win it and it is automatically collected. No need to worry about your identity to be revealed or become a mystery. Don't worry about being contacted for a interview or potential documentary. Need no fear of money that could tear your life apart or change your personality or your family. Worry not about self-titled-friends show up at doorstep telling your about their mothers falls of stairs and break bones, need a huge amount of money. With 2036 Global Jackpot, everyone is the winner, you get nothing to worry about the previous nonsense. Shame, April 13, 2036 is not a Friday.

If Apophis doesn't hit us or you can't wait, be sure to check out the possible lotteries table that NASA put up for us. There are many more lotteries which provide much higher winning odd than Apophis.

Truly, you don't need to concern if you don't like winning such lottery. By the time of impact if there is a definitive one, and if we humans haven't nuked the hell out of each other, we probably can already develop much more powerful space missile and kick the asteroid's ass before it even gets close to Mars's Solar System's orbit.

If we can't stop the asteroid, Skynet probably can save us while they control the ground. If Skynet can't, T-Virus may already transform us into zombies and zombies don't feel anything. So, we are totally fine.

If none of those happens, we only need to survive from World War III and wait for the alcoholic Dr. to build the first man-made warp-capable engine in April, 2063, then Vulcans will come to us! Even Captain Jean-Luc Picard and his Enterprise will be here, too. They can just use tractor beam to alter asteroid path.  It's already written. We will be fine.

Okay, what if asteroid impact before 2063? Easy, we just demand Stargate Command for free passage, all humans relocate to other planets. Problem solved.

Hold on a minute, asteroid? What the heck?

Back to the Friday. Speaking of Friday, you getta have the lamest theme songs: Friday and T.G.I.F. (in 80s)!

I have to say I had never watched those two music videos before. After I watched them, I realized that Void Rays really is a parody. Then WTF, Rebecca Black is in T.G.I.F., later WTFF, Kenny G?

Finally, WTFFF is this post? I'm not even drinking.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

7am, loading up the Google Code
Gotta be coding, gotta closes issues
Gotta have Bug, gotta have Feature
Seein everything, the time is goin
Tickin on and on, every bugs excitin
Gotta get down to the breakpoint
Gotta catch the exception, I see my bugs (My bugs)

Commentin on the new issue
Debuggin on the old issue
Gotta make my mind up
Which issue can I take?

Its Wednesday, Wednesday
Gotta close issues on Wednesday
Everybodys lookin forward to new bugs, bugs
Wednesday, Wednesday
Gettin bugs on Wednesday
Everybodys lookin forward to new bugs

Codin, codin (Yeah)
Codin, codin (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin forward to the new bugs

7:45, were codin on the halfway
Crashin so fast, I want time to debug
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My bug is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Commentin on the new issue
Debuggin on the old issue
Gotta make my mind up
Which issue can I take?

Its Wednesday, Wednesday
Gotta close issues on Wednesday
Everybodys lookin forward to new bugs, bugs
Wednesday, Wednesday
Gettin bugs on Wednesday
Everybodys lookin forward to new bugs

Codin, codin (Yeah)
Codin, codin (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Tuesday, Tuesday
Today i-is Wednesday, Wednesday (Codin)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have bugs fixed today

Tomorrow is Thursday
And Friday comes after...wards
I dont want this week to end

So checkin up the new bug (In the new issue)
In the old issue (In the old issue)
Im codin, fixin (Yeah, yeah)
Default branch, switchin branches
Wit a bug up on my side (Woo!)
(Cmon) Passin by is a new bug in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my commit, its Wednesday, its a bugday
We gonna have fun, cmon, cmon, yall

Its Wednesday, Wednesday
Gotta close issues on Wednesday
Everybodys lookin forward to new bugs, bugs
Wednesday, Wednesday
Gettin bugs on Wednesday
Everybodys lookin forward to new bugs

Codin, codin (Yeah)
Codin, codin (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin forward to the new bugs

Its Wednesday, Wednesday
Gotta close issues on Wednesday
Everybodys lookin forward to new bugs, bugs
Wednesday, Wednesday
Gettin bugs on Wednesday
Everybodys lookin forward to new bugs

Codin, Codin (Yeah)
Codin, codin (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin forward to the new bugs

(Shoot, Google Code Hosting is still down... down... down...)

(It's so lame, I know. I got nothing better to do. ;)