Spam folder is always fun to check out. I just got an email from the FBI, which must be sent from FBI oversea branch in Greece and resides in some snowboard manufacture factory, probably a blacksite:

| From: federal bureau of investigation <>
| Subject: Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

| Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
| Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
| Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
| J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
| Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
| Office Hours Monday to Saturday:

Dear Beneficiary,

[snip the standard LOL spam/phishing fantasy content]

shipping your ATM card is $540 but because UPS have temporarily
discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package
is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with
them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee
of $1020 to $540 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $2.3million Usd you are
advised to contact our correspondent in united state of America (USA)  the delivery officer
MrPeter Pan with the information below,

| Full Name:Mr Peter Pan
| Email:
| Telephone: +1 347 298 8756
| You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:

| Your full Name..
| Your Address:..............
| Home/Cell Phone:..............
| Occupation:....................
| Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your
package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of
everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not
receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the
payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,
Peter Pan

Yup, yep, FBI, IMF, UN, your kind and enthusiastic governments and organization which cant wait to give you some imaginary money. Entire email conveys a standard blah-blah-and-blah spam and phishing content, nothing out of norm. Occasionally, the terrorist, some unknown law, legal action, bizarre terms, or whatsoever, its just typically right.

But then, imagine that when I read the gentle mans name, who would be receiving a never-be-made-call from me regarding the money:

Peter Pan

Oh, cmon! How are you going to phish if you dont take your sh*t serious, dear phisher? Well at least, its Darth Vader or Sauron.

But I did have a good 3-second laugh, thanks, anyway!