Dear Mrs. Louise Howard,

I am honored that you trust me in the faith of god, he has plan for you and that's reason you found me you don't even know my name. In god's hand, you know you don't have doubts about my honesty. With that, I would need to tell a few things first.

First of all, in these days, people don't read, 100 words probably are the limitation. Please try to provide tl;dr next time you are about to meet the lord again.

We all know how devoted you are as a Christian, however, every time you mention Christian, certain disease or cancer, plus your reason of being inability to respond, those would greatly diminish the willing of acceptance from the possible millions of recipients which you have sent emails to.

Lastly, you may want to choose the assistant carefully. For this instance, your doctor seems unable to press Space properly, which makes your message harder to read. Please advise your doctor to see another doctor, his or her thumb may need medical examination. I will pray for your doctor, hopefully there is nothing serious, I rather not to be entitled as your doctor's beneficiary, it will be very sad that another good person would die after you.

As I said, I am honored. Unfortunately, $12.8 million dollars, either USD or GBP, are not enough for me to manage for you since each recipient can only receive, say 1 million of recipients, $12.8 dollar before any taxes and expenses. The time is hard for everyone, if you can die another 999 times, that would be $12.8 billion dollars and $12,800 each would be enough to be used wisely.

Speaking in front of god, there shall no lies to be told. I suggest that you keep the money and, excuse me for being utterly honest, start looking for a nice coffin. Even if others all accept, $12.8 dollars can still buy you a perfectly glued paper coffin with fine painting outside.

Two months are long enough before you step into your grave. I am sure the hospital staff can be very helpful in providing aid in that regard, they have plenty of experience with people such as you.

Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.
Galatians 6:7, ESV

God bless you,
Yu-Jie Lin