This spam email really crapped me up.

Firstly, it is "TOP SECRET." At first, it got me excited and I thought: now comes with the CIA? Black-ops? What a such disappointment, it wasn't. Just another stupid spam about a lot of imaginary money.

Then, I noticed the location. It's a long word, you have to notice. Ouagadougou? Where the hell is that? Or is that even spoken in African languages? Heck, I need to check Wikipedia in order to find its location and which country it belongs to. Burkina Faso, where is that again?

Come on, spammers, give me dat instructions for meeting the secret handler, so I can exchange the package! And please pick up a city whose name I can pronounce, thanks!